"Their Extinction Event is Going to Be Adorable" - Dry Alien Tee

Volcano: erupting. Humans: selfie-ing. Aliens: observing with mild amusement.

When your last act as a species is getting the perfect group shot for the 'gram, you've earned your place in the cosmic blooper reel. The aliens watch, document, and quietly marvel at humanity's commitment to content creation even in the face of annihilation.

Documenting disaster, one selfie at a time.

Part of the DRY ALIEN collection - dark humor for the impending apocalypse.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping
Manufactured off-world. Shipped to your coordinates. Made on demand — please allow 5–14 business days. The signal always finds its way.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!