"Galactic Eye Roll" - Dry Alien Tee

The script is older than your civilisation. The saucer has been here before. You're just catching up.

Disclosure season. Finally. The aliens have been watching the coverage with the particular patience of beings who've been filing reports on this planet for millennia and are mildly surprised it took this long.

Ancient script. Classic craft. Zero surprise.

Part of the DRY ALIEN collection — where the truth was never hidden, just ignored.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping
Manufactured off-world. Shipped to your coordinates. Made on demand — please allow 5–14 business days. The signal always finds its way.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!