"Uploading to Source" - Dry Alien Tee

"What the fuck are they doing?"
"Uploading to source. Poor signal."

The aliens watch. They document. They try to understand why humans keep doing... whatever this is. The signal's weak. The data's corrupted. But they keep recording anyway.

Part of the DRY ALIEN collection, where existential dread meets cosmic indifference, and the punchline is that nobody's laughing because humor requires emotional investment.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Shipping
Manufactured off-world. Shipped to your coordinates. Made on demand — please allow 5–14 business days. The signal always finds its way.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!